Here’s a Tip

To anyone who rides public transportation please pay attention to the following announcement: Do NOT eat spiced meats on the subway. You are in an enclosed area and not everyone in the car wants to smell your stinky food. You may be hungry but I implore you not to open your Tupperware container of food that looks (and smells) like it has been sitting out under a heat lamp to make it look like mashed peanut butter. Think of your fellow commuters and wait until you are standing at a bus stop or at home, that way the only people who need to smell your food will be you and others who want take their life in their own hands and eat what ever culinary delight you have. Thank you for your time and thank you for ridding the T.