Too Weird Not To Post

Today I was walking to the T minding my own business when a man walked past me singing “Beautiful Boy” by John Lennon in a Kermit the Frog voice. “Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful squirrel!” he sang out. “Wait, not squirrel” he corrected, “girl?” he tried “no not girl, boy? What boy? oh boy!” He continued with some weird Muppet ‘who’s on first’ routine as he moved out of ear shot and I considered wearing ear buds to avoid interactions with people on the street.